IT'S SANTA!!

The local CFA was whoop-whooping [come on, that sound the sirens make, alright?] around my neighbourhood this afternoon, hauling Santa's fat arse by the big, red truck so that he could hand out Jelly Babies to the poor, deprived children of my suburb.

I sound so bitter because my mother was dead set against me going out to Get Some.

I'm not too old for handouts from the Man in Red! D:

Even my neighbour's dog went and Got Some. ;_;